2003-03-07

I was going through the emodematch profiles today, mostly because I am bored at work, as usual. Half of them should have "FUCK ME-I'M EASY" as thier main headline thing. I've seen cats in heat that were more subtle then these people. If you are going to be that obvious about it, why not just cut the bullshit out entirely....I can see those pages now, "SWF looking for someone to stick it in, turn-ons include nearly everything...turn-offs include chastity. really, please dear god someone out there just fuck me until I die of dehydration". At least then I could appreciate thier honesty a little more. The funny thing is, the more attractive one of the people from the ads seems to be, the more slutty the wording in thier profile. Personally, I'm thinking "bitch, if you just want someone to bend you over and handle you like a whore, I'm sure that you can find plenty of them at your local bar, hell, in fact, you probably could have a career in this particular field of expertise. The porn industry is almost always hiring, and when your bored with that, you can always retire to your very own street corner. So why are you posting your image here?." Then I realize that these are the kind of girls who allow themselves to be treated like shit, because they think that those are the kind of girls that men marry. THINK AGAIN ladies of America, I for one, would never marry anyone who doesn't enough self-respect to realize that they are worth more then thier orifices. But then again, maybe I'm a little weird like that...

~Matt Magus

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