These are the things I must
Remember to do
Sometime in the future
1:Ask the Church of the Sub-Genius to hold a forum on the Sacred Art Of Flatulence
2:Ask the Discordians why they tend to "organize" protests
3:Wear the face of a Pharaoh into the dreams of a friend
4:When dancing through my memories, I must try to avoid the wet spots
5:Hold a mirror up to the sun, so that Ra has some light to bask in
6:Pray FOR Gods
7:Pray for prey
8:Pray to no-thing in particular
9:Listen to Barry White albums during periods of celibacy(because torturing myself is my favorite pastime)
10:Make the Sacred Dance sacred again, at least in my mind if not anyone else's
11:Use water bongs with only tobacco, and use them in public places.
12:Remember that what you hate is what you truely are deep inside.
13:Try not to hate anything.
14:Mentally masterbate a little less
15:Don't write anything with sexual refrences in it for at least six months
16:Be a little less of a dirty old man, and a little more of a dirty hippie, they at least had the right idea of how we should treat each other. They simply mistook Profane love for Sacred Love, which is only a terrible idea when it comes to diseases.
17:Go into public wearing a smile
...and a lot of clothing, because really, no one needs to see that...
18:Do bench presses with the weight you carry on your shoulders all the time, maybe a few curls as well.
19:Throw some of your guilt into the sea, where it may nourish the sharks, there are some things that you've been in pennance for far too long.
20:Carry the rest with a smile, you earned that extra weight.
21:Make a stanger smile.
22:Scare another one
23:Avoid any stip club where the dancers walk up to you and grope your genital area, that usually means that it's not really a strip club.
24:Break bread, over someone's head
25:Flirt with Virtue, but never try to change her
26:Bring home a million wishes as pets, as soon as you can afford it.
27:Fly the bird on your own direction every once in a while
28:Put together pieces from a billion people, and call it a deity...
~MattMagus
