2003-02-26

MattMagus: The once was a knight known throughout Europe for his ability to kill dragons, one day when he was fighting one, the dragon went to squash the knight under it's enourmous feet...the dragon lifted his foot and looked down, but the knight was no where to be seen...after waiting a few minutes to see if he would get hit by a sneak attack or something, the dragon went on his merry way, convinced that he must have stomped so hard that the knight was sunken into the ground...little did he know that the knight...umm more in a bit...little busy now MattMagus: ..ok....little did the dragon know that the knight was actually stuck between the dragon's toes, unable to even move...although throughout the day th dragon noticed a slight pain every time he landed or tried to walk...the knight for the most part spent most of his time slipping in and out of conciousness, as he was being constantly squeezed by the dragons toes...this went on for a couple of days, the dragon in intense pain and the knight mercifully oblivious... MattMagus: then the, by this point very cranky, dragon decided to blow off some steam, no pun intended, by laying waste to the castle, and eating their women...(dragons don't actually like people meat mind you, the just eat humans for the dramatic effect, usually spitting them out at thier convienance) as he's raiding the castle, he decides to land on one of the towers, and there was that pain again...only this time much worse...it made the dragon twist his ankle in an attempt to aviod further pain, which freed the knight...as the dragon fell due to the suprise of this new injury he head his head on the castle, promptly knocking himself unconscious...and thus immedietly falling to his death....when the castle guards found the knight unconscious on the same tower that the dragon fell from, they attributed his death to the knight, who since he couldn't remember anything from the past few days anyway, gladly accepted the glory...after all, how did he know whether or not he killed the dragon? At any rate, there is no moral to this story, except maybe something about avioding shiney things between your toes...

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